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Post by InsanePenman on Mar 19, 2004 11:30:57 GMT -5
Well, to begin, you should all pay close attention, as I will soon be coming to a city near you. And taking it over with an army of lobsters, fueled by Febreeze like power.
Put simply: I'm a nutcase. A lunatic. Insane, but amusing. My evil is immense, but tampered by my immense humor and funnyness. I'm also incredibly egotistical, but, hey, that's deserved, really. When you're as immensely powerful as me, you are entitled to know it. I enjoy conquering the world, my lobster army, torture, cookies, dumping water on A_B's head, dumping A_B in water and Mountain Dew.
On a more serious note, I'm pretty much just a huge nerd. And I love it. Aspiring author, too. Sadly though...public school interferes with authoring. Stupid public school. I'm funny, sweet, kind, and also rather romantic. And, if you haven't noticed, the egotism carries over to the real world too.
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Post by InsanePenman on May 29, 2005 2:57:38 GMT -5
Well, in updated *IP-news, he's out for Summer Break. Or, as I prefer to call it, "What the Hell Do I Do Now?" The world should surely fear, as I now have time to truly put to work all of my random ideas. And, more to the point, fewer excuses for not doing such.
In a less related note, it occurs to me that the above intro. to *IP was written not too much more than a year ago. In light of this, *IP posits thus: Youth is waking up every day and wondering, "My Gods, did I really say that?"
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